Of the four pulse patterns—and as I’ve written before, I’m not big on patterns—it was the third I enjoyed best. While all the air pulsations were interesting in their own way, the third one in the lineup has a subtle buildup-and-release pattern that I enjoyed. But by this point, I already knew what it was going to take for me to climax, so I rolled on back to the fourth intensity—where, yes, I had an orgasm, but it wasn’t something that left my legs shaking and quaking.
As I always do after using a sex toy of any kind, I headed to the bathroom to clean it. It was at this point that, in being a painfully clumsy human being, I dropped it into the sink, it turned itself on, and the mouth popped off. Did I break it? I thought so. But, to my delight, there was a vibrating nub in the center of the silicone petals. I knew immediately that that nub would be my ticket to one heck of an intense orgasm because I’m a direct-clitoral-contact gal and that’s what the nub was promising me.
For round two, I lubed back up and got to work. What I liked about the mouthless rose wasn’t just the direct contact on my clit, but the fact that it allowed for greater surface coverage so more of my vulva was in on the action with the fantastic, all-encompassing vibrations. It was definitely strong, and I wouldn’t recommend it to those who are sensitive, but I loved it. Usually my second orgasm of the day isn’t quite as intense as the first, but in this case, thanks to vibration versus suction, it was deep and strong. Not explosive or anything, but really satisfying, and it left me uninterested in another round. Also, the rose only has about an hour’s worth of playtime and I didn’t feel like running the risk of it dying on me before I could charge it again.
My final thoughts
I genuinely like the Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator. It’s USB-A rechargeable, waterproof, has a decent amount of vibration modes, and has something for those who love either suction or vibration or both. While it’s not quiet—if that’s something you’re concerned about—it’s very affordable, especially when it comes to suction toys. Although I’ve only used it during solo sex sessions so far, based on its size and accessibility, it can be easily used with a partner of any gender or sexuality—it can also be used anywhere on the body.
If you’re looking for a discreet sex toy that’s going to get the job done, whether you’re alone or with a partner, I highly recommend this rose. Buy it for yourself because you deserve it or give it as a gift to someone you love because sharing is caring—either way, it’s a fun addition to any collection.
